The Age of the Distinctive Message

Socialiberaldemocraticexpiallydocious

(Words: David Senior, Tune: Supercalifragelisticexpiallydocious)

Chorus:
Socialiberaldemocraticexpiallydocious,
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious,
Say it loud enough and you'll really feel quite nauseous,
Socialiberaldemocraticexpiallydocious.

'Cos I was afraid to merge in Blackpool back that Jan.,
Paddy took me to one side and told me: 'Be a man.'
He said, 'You may not like the name or ref'rence to NATO,
The constitution you can change when t'Conference next you go.'

Chorus

I travelled back to Blackpool then, that September week.
Constitution to amend, that's all I did seek.
But all debate must be suppressed, in case it rocks the boat -
So scrub it from the agenda, don't put it to the vote.

Chorus

So if your party's been hijacked by bunker app'ratchics,
Committees that you cannot trust and other dirty tricks,
You'd better start planning how you're going to win it back.
We'll start by closing Cowley Street and giving Dee the sack!

Chorus

The 19th edition of the Liberator Song Book

• Old favourites
  
• Hits from the Liberal Revue
  
• Campaign songs old and new
  

Complete with historical notes on the origins of songs...

Only £3 from the Liberator stall at conference or £3.50 (including postage) from:

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